Challenging Shopping

Hmm. What to do. Gay-Boy's birthday is on March 10th. Mine is coming up shortly too. He's decided he wants the company to pay for us to have a party. He wants a cake that reads "Gay-Boy" & "EvilGoddss" Happy Birthday.

RIGHT.

Anyway, that's easy enough. Salads all next week, boiled eggs for breakfast and the cake on Friday will be okay.

The problem is, what to get the Gay Boy for his birthday. Yes, I do have to. He was so mortified I didn't have a micro-wave last year that guess what I got for MY birthday? Yup.

Let's recap our shopping for Gay Boy. Please note, his favorite phrase to any distributor is "No Problem!"

Christmas '00: "No Problem" baseball cap
Birthday '01: "No Problem" golf accessories (towel, pick, etc)
Christmas '01: "No Problem" mousepad and mouse. I stencilled the "no problem" on.
Birthday '02: "No Problem" embroidered towels for his new home. Bath, hand, and washcloth x 2 sets. Royal Cannon.
Christmas '02: "Crown Prince" Mug and Coaster (metal cut. Snazzy little 'crown' image and then PRINCE cut into the metal below. Really nifty!)

So. What should I do for this year? If I had TIME I'd have a 4-set of wine glasses etched with the "Crown Prince" thing. Hmmm. I forsee a great deal of challenging piecing this one out.

Ooh! Maybe I should get him "Guerilla Dating Tactics". He might need it when the PlayGirl signing comes around.