Anya vs the Mormons

Hee, we had visitors yesterday. Spirtual. And sadly, I'm the one that bumped into them.

"Good morning, Ma'm. We're just going around in yer community to spread the peace and joy of God's word."

"Oh. Joy."

"Ma'm, are you familiar with the Lord God's work?"

"Not particularly. God doesn't do much for me. And, I'm not holding my breath. But, thanks for asking."

"But don't you want peace, ma'm?"

"I am at peace. Lots of zen. All good. And I like to keep my beliefs to myself. But, again. Thanks."

I did not mention that their method of proselytise will condemn them to hell, or so my dear bible-thumping brother expounds,but... it's more fun to traumatize them my way.