Oh, the agony of a workaholic

Why do I keep working so late? Why?

Oh, right. Vacations.

Tomorrow I'm leaving early. No, I swear it. No fourteen hour workdays that don't earn me a penny more. No! Absolutely not!

But... silver lining, the boss was so horrified that I didn't leave work until so late, that I get to sleep in tomorrow. Or, y'know, modify the hour I sleep to so I can go to the gym in the a.m.

Right. I'm pathetic.
I knew this.
Uh-huh.
But, I really want flat tight abs 'cause... hello, then I'll get a piercing for my navel. Oh yeah! I'm 30-something going on 17.

Sleepies time!