Enthusiasm Lacking

Okay, so... the house, she be a pig-freaking-sty.

Things to do include:
a) Bedsheets & duvet cover into wash
b) Dust. Dust. Dust. And, more dust.
c) Wash kitchen floor and laundry-room floor
d) Toss stick of dynamite into kitchen. Run. Then restore the room
e) Get the crap off the dining room table.
f) Vacuum every square inch of this house
g) Put up Christmas tree

Problem: I'm only really interested in doing item a) so that I can put them back on the bed and crawl back in.

It's gonna be a long day in the universe. On the upside, the Christmas lights outside are now on a timer. Go me.