Payday!

Last week on Payday, the Paycheque Nazi startled the staff by handing out the cheques shortly after noon.

Will the Paycheque Nazi continue to get enough sex with her boyfriend to trend this dispersal earlier than 5pm?

Will the rest of the staff fall into convulsions of shock?

Has HELL frozen over?

Hell has INDEED Frozen Over

Or she's getting way good sex.

Nifty. I'm paid. Hallelujah!

Hmmm

Well, I'm a little freaked. More than a little, actually. Got home today and found a letter from the "All About Health" center that I go to when ill.

Last visited in December for a UTI infection, I've got this message stating:

This is to inform you that Dr. D----- has been trying to reach you in regard to an abnormal test result. Would you please contact our office to schedule an appointment and update your information. This is imperative to ensure your health.

Sincerely,
All About Health

How. Spiffing. *sigh* I'm really hoping this is more of a "UTI test came back negative and we have your phone number wrong."

I think I shall do some quick research so I can have funfilled nightmares all night long.