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Jun. 15th, 2005 07:14 amHeinlein meme - gakked from various and sundry, but gakked all the same.
The world according to Heinlein:
Bold the ones you know you can do because you've done them, italicize the ones you think you could do with a reasonable amount of competence.
A human being should be able to:
change a diaper
plan an invasion
butcher a hog
conn a ship
design a building - are we talking four walls and a roof? That yes..
write a sonnet
balance accounts
build a wall
set a bone
comfort the dying - I didn't LIKE comforting anyone, but I did it.
take orders
give orders
cooperate
act alone
solve equations - I have my Grade 12 Diploma. *beams proudly*
analyze a new problem
pitch manure
program a computer
cook a tasty meal
fight efficiently
die gallantly (I'm not sure about this gallantly thing, but confident on the die.)
Alrighty. That amused me for a mo.
Lucky is working on his 'nobody loves me' routine. The one where he gives a tragic sigh, flops on the kitchen floor and lies there scheming his new attack plan. It's the same every morning. He just thinks I'm too stupid to figure out the routine. *eyeroll* Males!
The world according to Heinlein:
Bold the ones you know you can do because you've done them, italicize the ones you think you could do with a reasonable amount of competence.
A human being should be able to:
change a diaper
plan an invasion
butcher a hog
conn a ship
design a building - are we talking four walls and a roof? That yes..
write a sonnet
balance accounts
build a wall
set a bone
comfort the dying - I didn't LIKE comforting anyone, but I did it.
take orders
give orders
cooperate
act alone
solve equations - I have my Grade 12 Diploma. *beams proudly*
analyze a new problem
pitch manure
program a computer
cook a tasty meal
fight efficiently
die gallantly (I'm not sure about this gallantly thing, but confident on the die.)
Alrighty. That amused me for a mo.
Lucky is working on his 'nobody loves me' routine. The one where he gives a tragic sigh, flops on the kitchen floor and lies there scheming his new attack plan. It's the same every morning. He just thinks I'm too stupid to figure out the routine. *eyeroll* Males!