I Don't Wanna WORK!
To all those who gave tips on dealing with the comics...except Claris -- thanks. I shall try to motivate myself. Claris, taking them to Silver Snail sounds great except I'd need movers to help move them all. Hence my inclination for another magic-wand solution.
Also? The Freecycle stuff? Gone in one afternoon. The back of my garage is nice and clear now! Yay!
But, I still don't want to go to work. Dammit.