Note to Landlady:

[evilgoddss]

Memorandum
To: My Very LOUD Landlady
From: evilgoddss
Date: Sunday February 2nd, 10:50am
Re: Church

Hi Landlady,

I'm downstairs, obviously, and listening to the utter racket you and your daughter are making upstairs. Do you know, my lights ACTUALLY rattle when you walk about? And I doubt that there's any insulation between the ceiling. The laughtrack about what your daughter's neighbor did was all well and fine, but I didn't need it.

Oh, and it looks to me, with a quick glance at the clock, that you're running late for Church. You never miss church. The little kiddies in the Sunday school that you bribe with money? They are future bankers, investment councillors or accountants. They need you so much more than I.

What I need is my Sunday morning peace and quiet. It helps me focus. Allows me to sift through the Toronto Star without homicidal urges and is just soothing to my savaged soul.

So, essentially, go find God. He misses you terribly.
Thanks.